25 years in Milkyway

Lets pretend that you are reading this assuming that this blog post has something to do with “Dummies guide to milkyway“.

Now, you suddenly realize that you have been living in Milkyway for a considerable amount of time yourself. So you really wont be reading anything that tell you how to do the same. I am sure that you trust me not to write anything which is so incredibly useless. (Although the fact is that, it being so incredibly useless and pointless creates a urge in me to actually write it).

Then you go like, “What the hell, is this a not even remotely funny attempt to write a sci-fi comedy? Was hitchhiker’s guide to galaxy not enough for one life time”

Relax. Do not trouble your brain cells thinking more about it. I just wanted to say that it been 25 years since I was born.

Ooh , so it’s your birthday. Well let’s see your birthday suit! - Stewie Griffin

One problem here. My turning 25 has nothing to do with you. So, you’ve go to know that you are absolutely right. It has absolutely nothing to do with you. It is my blog so it has to do with me. And since it is my ‘birthday’ it is a <quote>  big deal <unquote> for me. And since you have already been through an exorbitant amount of stupid random crap I trust you to keep on reading further.

Damn! I was really not waiting for this day to come. I always thought that I will be God till the time I turn 25. Come on, how much time can it take for one to become God.

Sadly I am not very much close to my expectations. Now I have to think about my life after 25 . sigh!

“Better the day of death than the day of one’s birth” (Ecclesiastes 7:1).